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Finally Completed . . .

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February 3, 2024, 7:00 pm

. . . my to-do list. Now I have to find someone to do it.

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Following . . .

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February 7, 2024, 8:30 pm

. . . the crowd rarely gets you anywhere.

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It’s Supper Bowl Sunday . . .

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February 11, 2024, 7:55 am

. . . we’re getting wings, pizza and pot-luck / bring-yer-own when they open the bar at 4:30.

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All Those Youngsters . . .

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February 11, 2024, 7:54 pm

. . . dancing around us want to live forever, they just don’t want to get old like us.

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A Lot Of People . . .

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February 16, 2024, 5:07 pm

. . . say they don’t believe what they just heard, but they tell me anyway.

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One Good Thing . . .

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February 19, 2024, 8:00 pm

. . . about aging: it keeps you from dying.

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You’re Never Too Old . . .

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February 23, 2024, 12:00 pm

. . . to dream, even when you’re not napping.

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Think About It . . .

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February 26, 2024, 5:51 am

. . . the only truly dead giveaway is a will.

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Just Trying . . .

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February 26, 2024, 5:01 pm

. . . is not enough, but you have to start somewhere.

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Living A Long Life . . .

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February 27, 2024, 8:00 pm

. . . sounds so interesting and appealing, while “getting old” — the simple truth — sounds cold and crotchety. Yet they both mean the same thing.

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Time Changes Things . . .

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February 29, 2024, 3:02 am

. . . we’re told — — not if you don’t change them yourself.

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I Never Give Up . . .

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March 1, 2024, 8:00 pm

. . . on my dreams. I just roll over and go back to sleep.

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I’ve Changed . . .

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March 2, 2024, 8:00 pm

. . . the name of my toilet (and every other one for that matter) from John to Jim. So it now sounds better when I announce I have to drop by (or just left) the Jim.

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Seems Like . . .

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March 4, 2024, 6:14 am

. . . every week seems long from the beginning but short from the end.

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Birthdays . . .

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March 7, 2024, 5:57 am

. . . are good for you. The more you get, the longer you live.

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It . . .

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March 9, 2024, 5:08 am

. . . has been said so often, I’m going to have to find a new word for it.

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You Used . . .

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March 10, 2024, 3:23 am

. . . to be able to “Get A Life!” But you can’t anymore because they quit publishing it.

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Those Kids . . .

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March 11, 2024, 7:33 am

. . . in their 30s, 40s and 50s, don’t realize they’re aging.

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I Couldn’t . . .

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March 11, 2024, 8:00 pm

. . . end the day — yesterday — doing nothing, so I have to wrap it up today.

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I Don’t Know . . .

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March 12, 2024, 8:00 pm

. . . about you, but the vast majority of people I know are dead.

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