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You Can Kill . . .

. . . all the time you want, but it eventually will kill you.

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Give Someone . . .

. . . a fish and you feed them for a day, it’s been said, but show them onto the internet and they’ll never bother you again.

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A Contact . . .

. . . on my newspaper alumni blog recounts that he had a pleasant encounter with his ex-wife. “She still thinks I’m hot. As she passed by me, she said ‘What an ass.'”

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As You Flashback . . .

. . . what did you pick — — a career or a decent income?

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We’ve Arrived . . .

. . . at interesting times. Pizza delivery arrives faster than the police.

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Why Is it . . .

. . . that, as soon as you learn how to do something, you want to do something else?

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What Happens . . .

. . . when a braille reader hits on the message “Do Not Touch”?

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It’s Important . . .

. . . to keep in mind that facts beat eloquence.

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When . . .

. . . you finally and fully realize how quickly the dead are forgotten, you’ll quit trying to impress people.

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I Quit . . .

. . . watching my waistline because I kept bumping into things.

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