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Give Someone . . .
. . . a fish and you feed them for a day, it’s been said, but show them onto the internet and they’ll never bother you again.
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. . . on my newspaper alumni blog recounts that he had a pleasant encounter with his ex-wife. “She still thinks I’m hot. As she passed by me, she said ‘What an ass.'”
View ArticleWe’ve Arrived . . .
. . . at interesting times. Pizza delivery arrives faster than the police.
View ArticleWhy Is it . . .
. . . that, as soon as you learn how to do something, you want to do something else?
View ArticleWhen . . .
. . . you finally and fully realize how quickly the dead are forgotten, you’ll quit trying to impress people.
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