A Sign Needed . . .
. . . at our elevator doors: “Pushing the up or down button 2, 3, 4, 5 or more times DOES NOT make this thing move any faster.”
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. . . is chiseled into the marble of life. You’ll be happy to know I’m nobody.
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. . . if folks who wanted to change things, knew what the hell they wanted to change them to.
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. . . I can give people who say they don’t ever want a divorce is, “Don’t get married.”
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. . . in our gym class that was so lazy all he did was diddly-squats.
View ArticleIt’s Interesting . . .
. . . to note that good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from bad judgement.
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. . . asking “Why?” all the time, once in awhile you might try asking “Why not?”
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. . . to avoid or end any argument: just say, “Maybe you’re right.”
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. . . get a lot out of life by helping other people get what they want out of life.
View ArticleA Feature . . .
. . . of senior citizenship is that ALL WEEKENDS are long, but this one is special: A Salute to Memorial Day.
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