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A Sign Needed . . .

. . . at our elevator doors: “Pushing the up or down button 2, 3, 4, 5 or more times DOES NOT make this thing move any faster.”

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If . . .

. . . you live long enough, you’re going to get old.

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Nobody’s Perfect . . .

. . . is chiseled into the marble of life. You’ll be happy to know I’m nobody.

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Whoever . . .

. . . invented the universal remote control, changed everything

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It Would Be Nice . . .

. . . if folks who wanted to change things, knew what the hell they wanted to change them to.

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The Best Advice . . .

. . . I can give people who say they don’t ever want a divorce is, “Don’t get married.”

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Life . . .

. . . is good. A lot of people should get one.

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I Don’t Worry . . .

. . . about what people think because they don’t do it very often.

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Folks . . .

who find me offensive should just quit looking for me.

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There Was A Fellow. . .

. . . in our gym class that was so lazy all he did was diddly-squats.

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It’s Interesting . . .

. . . to note that good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from bad judgement.

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Instead Of . . .

. . . asking “Why?” all the time, once in awhile you might try asking “Why not?”

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If Plan A . . .

. . . doesn’t work, try the other 25 letters of the alphabet.

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When . . .

. . . you focus on problems, you’re bound to find more problems.

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An Excellent Way . . .

. . . to avoid or end any argument: just say, “Maybe you’re right.”

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You Can . . .

. . . get a lot out of life by helping other people get what they want out of life.

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One Way . . .

. . . to get back on your feet — skip a couple of car payments.

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Worrying . . .

. . . about wasting time is a waste of time.

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A Feature . . .

. . . of senior citizenship is that ALL WEEKENDS are long, but this one is special: A Salute to Memorial Day.

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Travel . . .

. . . to other countries shows you how wrong you were about them.

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